Description
She’s Sweet. She’s Wild. She’s Built Like a Brick Biscotti.
You ever bite into a blueberry muffin so good it made you forget your ex’s birthday and the PIN to your debit card? Yeah—this ain’t that muffin, but it’s in the neighborhood.
Each tab is loaded with an SDPharm lab-backed:
- 48.99mg of 7-Hydroxymitragynine
- 4.24mg of Mitragynine Pseudoindoxyl
53.23MG of Total Alkaloids
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Let’s just say if your average headshop tab is a candle, this is a controlled burn.
“A 10-to-1 pseudo ratio is where the magic sings"
— President Eisenhower, kidding
Discreet & Quick: Ships FedEx 1-2-Day. Unless there's a tsunami, hurricane Katrina v2, etc.
One Final Word of Advice:
This ain’t your starter pack. This is for folks who already know what time it is. We’re talkin’ three tabs in one—pressed tight with a flavor that lies somewhere between "pastry aisle" and "exit velocity."
WARNING: Start with one. Seriously—just one. Even if you think you can ride the lightning, it doesn’t mean you should. Respect the tablet. Respect yourself. And maybe call your cousin—he probs still owes you $40.
Shipping & Legal Information
This product is not available for shipment to the following states: Alabama, Arkansas, Indiana, Rhode Island, Wisconsin; or the following counties: Sarasota County (Florida), San Diego (California), Oceanside (California), Alton (Illinois), Jerseyville (Illinois), Edwardsville County (Illinois), Columbus (Mississippi), Union County (Mississippi), Ascension (Louisiana), Franklin (Louisiana), Rapides (Louisiana).
FDA Disclaimer:
The statements made regarding these products have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. The efficacy of these products has not been confirmed by FDA-approved research. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
Kratom products have not been evaluated or approved by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) for safety, effectiveness, or as a treatment for any medical condition. The information provided on this website is for educational purposes only and should not be construed as medical advice. Kratom is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
Look, we know how important this is to you. When you order 7oh, you’re not just buying a product—you’re counting on it. And we get that. The last thing you need is to be left hanging, refreshing a tracking page and hoping your package didn’t vanish into the void. Did you know USPS loses about 5% of their priority shipments? Yeah, we’re not cool with that either.
First and foremost, we tackled the pricing—making sure you’re getting the highest quality at a price that actually makes sense. But then, we turned our attention to shipping, because what good is a great price if your order takes forever to arrive? That’s where 7ohBlack 2.0 comes in - updates to come soon!
