5-Pack | Tropic Thunder | 21.5mg Per Tablet

Tropic Thunder — Never Go Simple Jack

Big flavor. Big impact. No imitations.
Introducing Tropic Thunder, our newest American-style formulation—amazing tropical flavor, smooth to the bite, and by all accounts the best-tasting and best-textured tablets we’ve ever released. Crisp and clean, these aren’t chalky knock-offs—they’re the real deal.

Each tablet delivers 19.1mg of 7-Hydroxymitragynine and 1.02mg of Mitragynine Pseudoindoxyl, crafted for balance, clarity, and consistency. Not the heaviest hitter in the arsenal, but perfectly tuned for daily deployment.

 “I’m a tablet playing a tablet, disguised as another tablet.”

Made with premium American press technology, Tropic Thunder proves you don’t have to go to the jungle to find something wild—sometimes it comes straight to your doorstep.

What’s Inside?

• Balanced Strength: 19.2mg 7oh + 1.02mg Pseudo + other trace alkaloids = 21.5mg total alkaloinds per tablet

• American Formulation: Our smoothest press yet—perfect taste, clean texture

• Flavor & Texture Profile: Tropical. Thunderous. 

• Fast Fulfillment: Ships same-day with Overnight delivery options

Caution:

Tropic Thunder might not be our heaviest batch, but don’t underestimate it. The smooth onset and balanced profile can sneak up on you. Start slow and let the ride play out.

NOTE: “Survive!” Tropic Thunder is built sensibly but don't let the amazing flavor and texture tempt you to over do it.

This product is not available for shipment to the following states: Alabama, Arkansas, Indiana, Rhode Island, Wisconsin, Florida; or the following counties: San Diego (California), Oceanside (California), Alton (Illinois), Jerseyville (Illinois), Edwardsville County (Illinois), Columbus (Mississippi), Union County (Mississippi), Ascension (Louisiana), Franklin (Louisiana), Rapides (Louisiana).

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The statements made regarding these products have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. The efficacy of these products has not been confirmed by FDA-approved research. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

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