Description
THICC Daddy – The White Chocolate Final Boss
For those who think they’ve seen it all—meet THICC Daddy. This ain’t just a tablet. It’s a 7ohBlack freight train, barreling through the competition with a massive 78.7mg alkaloid payload that puts your local head shop’s best 10-pack to shame.
NOTE: THERE ARE ONLY 2-TABLETS PER PACK (TOTAL OF 157.4MG PER 2-PACK)
What’s Inside?
- 2 Tablets (per $21.99 pack)
- 7-Hydroxymitragynine – 71.5mg
- Mitragynine Pseudoindoxyl – 6.05mg
- Trace Alkaloids: Speciociliatine, Speciogynine, Paynantheine—for that full-spectrum backhand.
Total Alkaloids: 78.7mg – DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT BUYING THIS IF YOU HAVEN’T HAD AT LEAST 1 YEAR OF 7OH EXPERIENCE.
Why THICC Daddy Hits Different
- White Chocolate Flavor
- Pressed Tight, Heavy as Heck
- Lab-Tested & Verified – CORA SCIENCE approved.
- Two-Day FedEx Shipping – Because anticipation is pain.
Caution: Read This Twice.
Each THICC Daddy tablet hits like FIVE (5) standard smoke shop tabs.
- If you’re new to 7oh, sit this one out. THAT’S NON-NEGOTIABLE
Final Word?
7ohBlack—cause “good enough” is for people who still microwave fish at work.”
Shipping & Legal Information
This product is not available for shipment to the following states: Alabama, Arkansas, Indiana, Rhode Island, Wisconsin; or the following counties: Sarasota County (Florida), San Diego (California), Oceanside (California), Alton (Illinois), Jerseyville (Illinois), Edwardsville County (Illinois), Columbus (Mississippi), Union County (Mississippi), Ascension (Louisiana), Franklin (Louisiana), Rapides (Louisiana).
FDA Disclaimer:
The statements made regarding these products have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. The efficacy of these products has not been confirmed by FDA-approved research. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
Kratom products have not been evaluated or approved by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) for safety, effectiveness, or as a treatment for any medical condition. The information provided on this website is for educational purposes only and should not be construed as medical advice. Kratom is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
Look, we know how important this is to you. When you order 7oh, you’re not just buying a product—you’re counting on it. And we get that. The last thing you need is to be left hanging, refreshing a tracking page and hoping your package didn’t vanish into the void. Did you know USPS loses about 5% of their priority shipments? Yeah, we’re not cool with that either.
First and foremost, we tackled the pricing—making sure you’re getting the highest quality at a price that actually makes sense. But then, we turned our attention to shipping, because what good is a great price if your order takes forever to arrive? That’s where 7ohBlack 2.0 comes in - updates to come soon!